SFES India

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi,

Sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....

AAYE THEY TUM HAMARE DIL MEIN BASNE KE LIYE
HAMEIN HI UJAAD KAR CHAL DIYE

JAB DIL NE HUMSE KIYE SAWAAL
TOH HUM KHUD PAR MUSKURAAKAR CHAL DIYE.

An old rich man marries a young gal.

Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?

Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Harmkhor! Tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..

(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega...)

Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......

PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..

1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - "Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi".

Bas!!

Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…

SMS

Bas!!

Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…

SMS

Munna Bhai : are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, letter me kya likhu ?
Circuit : simple bhai likhne ka ---------
DeAr sIsTeR I LOVE U !

Tumhara munna bhai
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Mai Tumare Gum Me.
Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Kya
Kare

BaDa
ThumsUp

Khatam
Hi NaHi HoTa.

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Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye
Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi

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Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,
Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,
Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,
Na 'Imandari' badi hai.
Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.
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Dil mein basa ek khayal ho tum,
Pyaar ka haseen ehsaas ho tum,

Jab muskurate ho toh lagta hai,
Kubsurati se lajawab ho tum.

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Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai...
Tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai.

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Tere Pyar ne zindagi se pehchaan karai hai,
Mujhe wo toofano se phir lauta ke laayi hai,
Bas itni hi dua karte hain khuda se hum,
Bujhe na yeh shama kabhi jo humne jalai hai.

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Khuda ne mujhse kaha... Ishq na kar tu diwana ho jayega!

Maine kaha aiye khuda... Tu msg padhnewale se to mil.. Tujhe bhi ishq ho jayega!

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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a

Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "

Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?

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Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha.

A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"

He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

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Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,

Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

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Kabhi yaad aaye to fon kar lena,
Paise kam ho to sms kar lena,

Agar yeh bhi na kar sake to
Mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna,

Or LASSI pi lena...

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