SFES Hindi Shayari (SANDWICH )

A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a

Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "

Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?

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Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha.

A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"

He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

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Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,

Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

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Kabhi yaad aaye to fon kar lena,
Paise kam ho to sms kar lena,

Agar yeh bhi na kar sake to
Mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna,

Or LASSI pi lena...

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